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Stores that I suspect would fail

• Consumption Junction
• Pickles ‘n’ Blankets!
• Rabies ‘r’ Us
• Der Nerdhaus
• Sweatyman’s Undies Shoppe

Things to do if you don't want to Blame it on the Bossa Nova

• Fault the Fandango
• Scapegoat the Salsa
• Condemn the Conga
• Inculpate the Ikariotikos
• Pin it on the Polka
• Hold Accountable the Hokey-Pokey
• Assign Liability to the Lambada

More household events that also make cool band names

• Unexpected Flood
• Buttscoot Dog Streaks
• Attic Infestation
• Punctured Linoleum
• Simulbulb Blowout
• Toilet Carkey Flush

Lesser-known internet acronyms

CTLMEYTARR

Clicking The Link May Expose You To A RickRoll

Here are some naked pictures of me (CTLMEYTARR)

KIWFONIFO

Stands for: Kill It With Fire Or Nuke It From Orbit

Example: Good God, this is the project from hell.  Seriously, we gotta KIWFONIFO.

WPTPIMDB

Who Put This Pickle In My Dog’s Behind?

Dude, WPTPIMDB?

IIWYITIPCSAA

If I Were You, I Think I’d Perhaps Consider Soliciting Additional Advice.

Yeah, those could be weevils.  But IIWYITIPCSAA.

MBHBICJBTUIC

My Butt Hurts, But It Could Just Be This Uncomfortable Ikea Chair.

Man,  MBHBICJBTUIC.

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