Things I Don't Like to Pull

allnighters legs pork taffy conestoga wagons

Internet terms I've come to hate

Microblogging Webinar Crowdsourcing Beta Folksonomy

Failed doctoral dissertation proposals

What’s in your mouth now? A qualitative exploration. Where’s Waldo? Will this pass my...

Stores that I suspect would fail

Consumption Junction Pickles ‘n’ Blankets! Rabies ‘r’ Us Der...

Things to do if you don't want to Blame...

Fault the Fandango Scapegoat the Salsa Condemn the Conga Inculpate the Ikariotikos Pin it on the...

More household events that also make...

Unexpected Flood Buttscoot Dog Streaks Attic Infestation Punctured Linoleum Simulbulb...

Lesser-known internet acronyms

CTLMEYTARR Clicking The Link May Expose You To A RickRoll Here are some naked pictures...

New reality show ideas

• Violent Convict Podiatry • iPhone Keyboard Accuracy Showdown! • Ringo Starr’s “xTreme...

Highly specialized careers

Omelettier Moustache wrangler Hooksneller Itinerant optical mouse cleaner Gnome polisher

Celebrity-owned restaurants that...

 Fryin’ Seacrest Brad’s Pitt Barbeque TGI Affleck Ron Howard Johnson’s Drew...

The all-food version of "phrases that...

asking your officemate for a Tagalong smoking a loin with two friends heating up the puffy...

Things whose use would be made difficult...

contact lenses scalpel lipstick / mascara / eyeliner soda cans toilet paper

Household events that also make cool...

Thumb Cutlery Incident Rotten Milk Swigs Plasmascreen Shoe Fling Crisis of...

Indecipherable Emoticons to Use in Your...

l(+ #- \ii @# !!%%$ 

Unspoken Interview Faux-Pas

furtive armpit sniff really really obvious armpit sniff either kind of armpit sniff, and it’s...

A Few Other Words I Probably Just Made...

sictaric pinasticism balminterism pallon praternistic

Words I may or may not have made up.

Strategicality Dalliant Vibrantic Sophometric Cantister

More words that, when used to describe...

discrete slimming slenderizing

Porn movie makers: here are a few titles...

The Bone Erector The BigCrank Redemption Pulp Friction American History XXX The Pleasure of the...

Words that, when used to describe...

Classy Zany Surprising

Ah, ha ha ha. GIS for "Scared of Santa."

Things to do to kill time during your...

Hang a can of creamed corn on your IV stand, complete with tubes.  See if anyone says anything. Add...

More actions that sound like dirty...

Scratching Abe Vigoda’s whiskers Dropping the fish sandwich Blogging with your...

Coolest band ever?

Draft names for James Bond girls that...

Noodles O’Ramen Licky deButtochs Chopper Largebone Di Arreah Yersinia...

“Just grin and walk through the smoke. That drives them...”
— Dave Robicheaux, In the...

May he who illuminated this, illuminate me.  

College football team nicknames that...

Banana Slugs Battlin’ Beavers Battling Bishops (with apologies to you Bishops and former...

If IM had been around in the 18th...

TJeff1743: yo
SpecStoveGuy: sup
TJeff1743: working on DEc of Ind. you?
SpecStoveGuy: inventing some stuff
TJeff1743: like?
SpecStoveGuy: like i'd tell you
TJeff1743: yeah
SpecStoveGuy: hows it coming?
TJeff1743: ok, working on intro. can't quite nail it. what do you think of (hang on - copy and paste coming):
TJeff1743: When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
SpecStoveGuy: omg lol. skip it for now. write after rest is done. too long. nobody talks like that, tom
TJeff1743: k thx
SpecStoveGuy: np
TJeff1743: ttyl gtg
SpecStoveGuy: bye
TJeff1743: bye

Guys who should just give up their...

Dave Schattschneider Marty Hasseldorf Alan Boner Jason Schitt Kevin Wrinklysack

Behr paint colors that sound like porn...

Tahoe Jersey Cream Tender Grey Firethorn Fawn Lizzy Kins Mischievous Mikena Sweetie Pie Aspen...

Ford vehicles that sound like things you...

Torino Machete Style II Puma Laser Nucleon Gyron Ghia Barchetta Granada

Breakfast cereals that sound like...

Nut Crunch Cröonchy Stars Halfsies Kaboom! Puffed Kashi Ricicles Sugar Lumps

Harry Potter Book Disguises

Jimi Hendrix – Castles Made Of Sand

Tom Verlaine – Saucer Crash

Joe Satriani – Surfing With the Alien

Pink Floyd – Sysyphus: Part 2

Steve Whitaker: this day is made of lose (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Jimi Hendrix – Auld Lang Syne (Live At The...

Steve Whitaker: @seethruskeleton yup. them’s diss pages. (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Brooks & Dunn – That Ain't No Way To Go

George Strait – The Chair

Eagles – Desperado

Merle Haggard – My past is present

Pearl Jam – Light Years

Steve Whitaker: @seethruskeleton formula: 5 pages written = one episode (via Twitter / Steve...

Steve Whitaker: cultivating iGTD (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: @seethruskeleton The Wire is my Nemesis for the same damn reason. Avoid the...

Steve Whitaker: @seethruskeleton Use the Force. (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: was merlin mann right? http://tinyurl.com/2f2t55 (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: @seethruskeleton i’m nothing if not profound (or a barenaked ladies listener)...

Steve Whitaker: Someone somewhere has unglued our epoxy (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: yogurt. diet coke. (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: Each one tripping on his Toe, Will be here with mop, and mowe. (via Twitter / Steve...

Steve Whitaker: creating a new Gawk (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Lynyrd Skynyrd – Crossroads (live)

Audioslave – The Worm

Jimi Hendrix – Red House (live)

Steve Whitaker: hanging a chroma key screen (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: just burned my tongue on General Tso (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: heating up leftovers (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Led Zeppelin – The girl I love she got long...

Gov't Mule – Trying Not to Fall

Creedence Clearwater Revisited – Born on the...

Red Hot Chili Peppers – Soul to Squeeze

Steve Whitaker: For mercy sake / It’s a brain shake, brain shake, brain shake (via Twitter /...

Steve Whitaker: You can call it compulsive, You can call it insane. (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: @library_chic http://www.changenotes.com/addapage.php (or others like it) (via...

Steve Whitaker: thinking about ceasing blogging (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin’ (via Twitter / Steve...

Steve Whitaker: Allison just brought me Bodo’s! (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?) (via Twitter...

Steve Whitaker: What’s so maybe about Katie? (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: So I’m lying here, just staring at the ceiling tiles. and I’m thinking...

Steve Whitaker: Allison just brought me a bagel! (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: tucking in for the night (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: Doctor Who episode 3x03: Gridlock (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: @SpaceyG got it (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: @seethruskeleton sweet, delicious ambrosia (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: thinking about metacognition (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: @seethruskeleton pie is good. (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: The Lady Vanishes (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: listening to ‘code monkey’ - http://tinyurl.com/fbwae (via Twitter /...

Steve Whitaker: listening to ‘code monkey’ (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: showing off is the idiot’s version of being interesting. (via Twitter / Steve...

Steve Whitaker: it’s raining and i’ve got enya in my mind. very Harris Telemacher. (via...

Steve Whitaker: @techchickblogr nice. (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: buying an andy mckee album in itunes (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: converting .avis to .mp4s (oh boy) (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: rain - hooray! (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: power’s blinking on and off! (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: thunderstorm rolling in (yay!) (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: Zazu’s run. Back shortly (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: woo-hoo… short meetings today (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: if it’s tuesday mornings, it’s meetings! (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: so i’m watching a downloaded ‘doctor who’ last night (via Twitter...

Steve Whitaker: @SpaceyG that sucks. sorry. (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: I’ll never fake the funk, I won’t cause I cain’t (via Twitter /...

Steve Whitaker: wondering who i made mad this morning (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: off to bed (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: back to The Doctor & the TARDIS (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: @Sonikcycle i can’t wait to see this workbench, man. (via Twitter / Steve...

Steve Whitaker: @Sonikcycle duuuude… no. (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: watching Doctor Who - The Shakespeare Code (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: Death by Chocolate! (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: @eunheejo i’m not playing any more. :( (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: @seethruskeleton she’s being coy. again. (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: @eunheejo what is it? (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

From First to Last – Waltz Moore

Beatsteaks – Ain't Complaining

Rise Against – Bricks

Love Equals Death – Bombs Over Brooklyn

Blink-182 – Shut Up

The Copyrights – My Heroes Are All A**holes

Bowling for Soup – Girl All the Bad Guys...

Simple Plan – God Must Hate Me

The Used – Taste of Ink (live)

Steve Whitaker: ustreaming from old intel qx3 microscope (live!): http://tinyurl.com/yumd5l (via...

Steve Whitaker: ustreaming from old intel qx3 microscope (live!):...

Useless ID – Deny It

Steve Whitaker: pandorajam is stuttery today (via Twitter / Steve Whitaker)

Steve Whitaker: what’s on your ‘gotta have it’ list? (via Twitter / Steve...

KoЯn – Twisted Transistor

Rise Against – Life Less Frightening