wordishness

More household events that also make cool band names

• Unexpected Flood
• Buttscoot Dog Streaks
• Attic Infestation
• Punctured Linoleum
• Simulbulb Blowout
• Toilet Carkey Flush

Lesser-known internet acronyms

CTLMEYTARR

Clicking The Link May Expose You To A RickRoll

Here are some naked pictures of me (CTLMEYTARR)

KIWFONIFO

Stands for: Kill It With Fire Or Nuke It From Orbit

Example: Good God, this is the project from hell.  Seriously, we gotta KIWFONIFO.

WPTPIMDB

Who Put This Pickle In My Dog’s Behind?

Dude, WPTPIMDB?

IIWYITIPCSAA

If I Were You, I Think I’d Perhaps Consider Soliciting Additional Advice.

Yeah, those could be weevils.  But IIWYITIPCSAA.

MBHBICJBTUIC

My Butt Hurts, But It Could Just Be This Uncomfortable Ikea Chair.

Man,  MBHBICJBTUIC.

New reality show ideas

Highly specialized careers

• Omelettier
• Moustache wrangler
• Hooksneller
• Itinerant optical mouse cleaner
• Gnome polisher

Celebrity-owned restaurants that probably wouldn't do so well