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Celebrity-owned restaurants that probably wouldn't do so well

  •  Fryin’ Seacrest
  • Brad’s Pitt Barbeque
  • TGI Affleck
  • Ron Howard Johnson’s
  • Drew Carey’s All-Beanie Weenie Buffet
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    The all-food version of "phrases that sound like euphemisms, but aren't."

  • asking your officemate for a Tagalong
  • smoking a loin with two friends
  • heating up the puffy biscuits
  • draining the falafel
  • glazing the bone-in ham with jerk sauce
    • Mar
    31st
    Mon
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    Things whose use would be made difficult if they had a "vibrate" mode

    • contact lenses
    • scalpel
    • lipstick / mascara / eyeliner
    • soda cans
    • toilet paper
    Mar
    22nd
    Sat
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    Household events that also make cool band names

    • Thumb Cutlery Incident
    • Rotten Milk Swigs
    • Plasmascreen Shoe Fling
    • Crisis of Plungerlessness
    • Soliciting Councilmen
    Mar
    20th
    Thu
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    Indecipherable Emoticons to Use in Your Next Email or IM

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